Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
Teacher: How do you tell a male rhino from a female rhino? Pappu: The male's the one with the remote!
Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home. Banta: So you got the number? Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
Santa: What do you want for your birthday? Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough. Santa: From landline or mobile?